***I'm A Celebrity Spoilers Ahead!***
X Factor finalist Stacey Solomon is tucked up safe and sound in her I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! Camp tonight, but when you tune in to see the celebrities trekking to their new jungle home in this evening’s opening episode, you’ll see the poor 21-year-old Dagenham lass being given a real bum deal in a horrific bushtucker trial.
Well, more a kangaroo penis deal, really. The Crocodile anus is clearly being kept on ice for the next bushtucker chow-down trial!
All ten contestants will take part in one of five girls versus boys bushtucker trials tonight. We won’t ruin the show for you, but we can tell you that the Stacey Solomon v. Aggro Santos stomach churner is the best of the I’m A Celebrity opening bunch, bar none.
“His penis looks smaller than mine!” quips Aggro Santos as he faces up to his kangaroo penis meal. *snigger*
Whilst Stacey Solomon coughs and splutters her way through her willy din-dins, she screams, “I’m spitting penis everywhere!”… “Not for the first time,” grins host Dec, whilst Ant rolls around laughing.
Other highlights include Gillian McKeith reduced to a gibbering wreck, Playboy model Kayla Collins facing up to scorpions, rats and snakes, and Lembit Opik who arrives in the jungle without his glasses. Has he had laser eye surgery?
Definitely a promising start to the series, and we just can’t wait to see what happens in the coming weeks!
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