Paris Hilton and Elisa Cuthbert Together

I smell conspiracy. Apparently, Paris Hilton was spotted to do with Elisha Cuthbert in Tenjune in New York. Us Magazine reports:

Paris was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. "It's Paris," says the source. "She loves to do the show."

First, two girls kissing! Woo-hoo! Well, now that the formalities are out of the way, I am a little disappointed there are no pictures of the two making out. Not to mention those of my mind. I exchanged, except Paris, with Johnny Depp and, also, the two are not to perform in a nightclub, as far as a Jacuzzi filled with apples. So I basically imaging that they are on a second date. Or, in my case, a first day. Watch out! "